I HAVE NO SHAME

  • Waiter: Can I get you anything else?
  • Me: Could we get the cheesecake eggrolls, please?
  • Waiter: Do you want the half order or the full order?
  • Me: Ummm, full order.
  • Waiter: Ma'am, the full order serves 4 people.
  • Me: ..........
  • Waiter: .........
  • Me: The full order, please.